LOOK! a new post!

WHY DOES THIS NOT STILL EXIST??

life is so not fair. I want breakfast with barbie everyday.

Fun fact about working for the government

People say "flip" instead of "send". For example, "Flip that email to me" or "I'll review it and flip it back to you". Makes them sound cool I guess. Maybe they all have secret juggler/acrobat ambitions. My whole directorate should join the circus.